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Tax Sale Forum => Announcements => Topic started by: ErnestBidder on December 19, 2017, 06:00:26 PM
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Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Be it known to one and to all that ErnestBidder doth extend to one and to all the most sincere wishes for a Merry Christmas and doth also extend to one and to all the most fervent of hopes that the said one and all do experience the Great Happiness of a New Year, and doth also extend to one and to all the most heartfelt desire that the said one and all do get off their duff and visit daily our most loved and respected of websites namely http://taxsaleproperty.org/ and acknowledge the great service provided to everyone who may wish to avail themselves of the wisdom and knowledge herein by conveying at the very least a Thank You to the Great Rob and other slightly lesser mortals who may contribute their pennies worth and finally the author does express a longheld desire that multiple persons constituting the assembly known as the one and all will finally unleash some of their fortunes and actually bid on a property and tell us then of the wisdom that did contribute to their stroke of luck.
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To the one and all:
Sorry, it should have been "the author doth express".
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Merry Christmas!
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Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Be it known to one and to all that ErnestBidder doth extend to one and to all the most sincere wishes for a Merry Christmas and doth also extend to one and to all the most fervent of hopes that the said one and all do experience the Great Happiness of a New Year, and doth also extend to one and to all the most heartfelt desire that the said one and all do get off their duff and visit daily our most loved and respected of websites namely http://taxsaleproperty.org/ and acknowledge the great service provided to everyone who may wish to avail themselves of the wisdom and knowledge herein by conveying at the very least a Thank You to the Great Rob and other slightly lesser mortals who may contribute their pennies worth and finally the author does express a longheld desire that multiple persons constituting the assembly known as the one and all will finally unleash some of their fortunes and actually bid on a property and tell us then of the wisdom that did contribute to their stroke of luck.
To get a great year in 2018, I need an engineer but someone has cornered the market for engineers.
Subject: THE ENGINEER IN HELL
An
Engineer dies and goes to Hell.
Dissatisfied
with the level of comfort, he starts designing and
building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, iced water,
flush toilets and
escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular
guy.
One
day God calls and asks Satan,
"So,
how are things going down
there??
Satan
says, why, things are going great. We've now got
air conditioning, iced
water, flush toilets and escalators, and there's
no telling what this
Engineer is going to come up with
next.?
God
is horrified. "What? You've got an
Engineer? That's clearly a
mistake ? he should never have gone down
there! You know
all Engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here
immediately!
"Satan
says, "No way, I really like having an
Engineer on the staff. I'm
keeping him.?
God
says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue
you.?
"Yeah,
right," Satan laughs, "and where are you
going to get a
Lawyer?"