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« on: December 19, 2017, 12:00:26 PM »

            Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

  Be it known to one and to all that ErnestBidder doth extend to one and to all the most sincere wishes for a Merry Christmas and doth also extend to one and to all the most fervent of hopes that the said one and all do experience the Great Happiness of a New Year, and doth also extend to one and to all the most heartfelt desire that the said one and all do get off their duff and visit daily our most loved and respected of websites namely http://taxsaleproperty.org/ and acknowledge the great service provided to everyone who may wish to avail themselves of the wisdom and knowledge herein by conveying at the very least a Thank You to the Great Rob and other slightly lesser mortals who may contribute their pennies worth and finally the author does express a longheld desire that multiple persons constituting the assembly known as the one and all will finally unleash some of their fortunes and actually bid on a property and tell us then of the wisdom that did contribute to their stroke of luck.
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2017, 12:06:32 PM »

To the one and all:

  Sorry, it should have been "the author doth express".
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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2017, 11:33:09 AM »

Merry Christmas!
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« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2017, 02:49:23 PM »

            Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

  Be it known to one and to all that ErnestBidder doth extend to one and to all the most sincere wishes for a Merry Christmas and doth also extend to one and to all the most fervent of hopes that the said one and all do experience the Great Happiness of a New Year, and doth also extend to one and to all the most heartfelt desire that the said one and all do get off their duff and visit daily our most loved and respected of websites namely http://taxsaleproperty.org/ and acknowledge the great service provided to everyone who may wish to avail themselves of the wisdom and knowledge herein by conveying at the very least a Thank You to the Great Rob and other slightly lesser mortals who may contribute their pennies worth and finally the author does express a longheld desire that multiple persons constituting the assembly known as the one and all will finally unleash some of their fortunes and actually bid on a property and tell us then of the wisdom that did contribute to their stroke of luck.

To get a great year in 2018, I need an engineer but someone has cornered the market for engineers.

Subject: THE ENGINEER IN HELL

 

       An

       Engineer dies and goes to Hell.

       

       Dissatisfied

       with the level of comfort, he starts designing and

building improvements.

       After a while, Hell has air conditioning, iced water,

flush toilets and

       escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular

guy.

       

       

       

       One

       day God calls and asks Satan,

       

       

       

       "So,

       how are things going down

there??

       

       

       

       Satan

       says, why, things are going great. We've now got

air conditioning, iced

       water, flush toilets and escalators, and there's

no telling what this

       Engineer is going to come up with

next.?

       

       

       

       God

       is horrified. "What?  You've got an

Engineer?  That's clearly a

       mistake ? he should never have gone down

there!    You know

       all Engineers go to Heaven.  Send him up here

       immediately!

       

       

       

       "Satan

       says, "No way,  I really like having an

Engineer on the staff. I'm

       keeping him.?

       

       

       

       God

       says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue

you.?

       

       

       

       "Yeah,

       right," Satan laughs, "and where are you

going to get a

       Lawyer?"

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