Ontario Tax Sale Property Forum
Sheriff Sales / Foreclosures => General Discussion => Topic started by: Frank on June 25, 2013, 03:37:53 AM
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Couldn't help but notice that Dave's party pool in Kawartha is for sale again. 8)
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Couldn't help but notice that Dave's party pool in Kawartha is for sale again. 8)
Dave
No party as we are out of power with the storm that hit yesterday
Its the summer doldrums and things are so quiet we have to do something to liven it up but all the good properties are down Windsor way.
But taking this to its fullest potential lets imagine how this guy 8)
would use the following information at his next pool party or did he already? ;D
8) As he turns offs the main power circuit breaker to the outdoor lights.
"Gee girls the power just went off and it is getting dark, I guess we don't need any bathing suits"
Combine this the following scientific proof and it shows how a property can be used to "its highest and best use" as the appraisers say.
Your morning smile courtesy of Ernest Bidder. (I think he deserves some plus points for this.)
From Ernest Bidder ... your morning smile...
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> HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
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> The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
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> The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
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> Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
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> Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
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> One student, however, wrote the following:
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> First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
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> Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
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> This gives two possibilities:
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> 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
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> 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
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> So which is it?
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> If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a Divine Being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
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> THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
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Postscript for Partylovers:
Here is photographic proof of the scientific theory.
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Whew! Until I registered and saw the actual pic, I was saying to myself "How does Dave2 know the student and Teresa?". And to tell the truth, I was a bit worried over the pic content, on a family board. I feel better now.
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Now we know that Hell has indeed frozen over.
Dave, let us know when you are hosting your first pool part, I believe you now owe just about everyone on the board a beer or two. 8)
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Dave, let us know when you are hosting your first pool part, I believe you now owe just about everyone on the board a beer or two. 8)
Frank:
Rather then a pool party how about a party in Cayuga.
Haldimand County Tender Package - http://www.haldimandcounty.on.ca/uploadedFiles/Residents/Taxes/Official%20Tax%20Sale%20Tender%20Package.pdf
I mean of 22 properties at least a few should not redeem.
After the bid opening we could all go to your old stomping ground.
http://www.torontomotorsportspark.com/dragway/index.html?p=flash ;D
I wonder if Netpred could bring his wheels.
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Love the races at Cayuga.
When I was a lot younger spent a lot of time at Humberstone and one of my old cars, a 62 Fairlane got modified to run the oval. 8)
Dave, let us know when you are hosting your first pool part, I believe you now owe just about everyone on the board a beer or two. 8)
Frank:
Rather then a pool party how about a party in Cayuga.
Haldimand County Tender Package - http://www.haldimandcounty.on.ca/uploadedFiles/Residents/Taxes/Official%20Tax%20Sale%20Tender%20Package.pdf
I mean of 22 properties at least a few should not redeem.
After the bid opening we could all go to your old stomping ground.
http://www.torontomotorsportspark.com/dragway/index.html?p=flash ;D
I wonder if Netpred could bring his wheels.
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Love the races at Cayuga.
When I was a lot younger spent a lot of time at Humberstone and one of my old cars, a 62 Fairlane got modified to run the oval. 8)
Frank:
Remember the ads about Cayuga one of the Hamilton radio stations (I believe it was CKOC) used to run a long time ago with the load sound of a hotrod engine being revved?
My personal favourite story about Cayuga happened over 40 years ago when I was in the navy for the summer as communications officer and sitting at anchor watch in the middle of the night in Summerside P.E.I.
Beautiful calm August night so there was nothing to do and being communications officer I had access to some pretty powerful and sensitive radio receiversso decided to see what radio stations I could listen too.
About 2:00 am owing to some funny atmospheric conditions son of a gun if I pulled in CKOC just as they were running the Cayuga ad. Made me homesick. :'(
Too bad I didn't know your background. Remember this offer I got in the winter for one of my island properties.? (see photo) Maybe I could have exchanged it for something you might have in a three way deal and we could drive down together to the opening. (only way I could get it by my boss.)
You have so much better control of these matters then I do. ;)
Unfortunately that property is now sold for more conventional and boss pleasing items.
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Love the races at Cayuga.
When I was a lot younger spent a lot of time at Humberstone and one of my old cars, a 62 Fairlane got modified to run the oval. 8)
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So are you going to rent the track for us after the bid opening on the 28th? ;D
https://www.torontomotorsportspark.com/dragway/track_rentals.html
Of course we will have to stick to my favourite beverage as your gin supplies are threatened.
http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/smartnews/2013/06/a-fungus-like-disease-threatens-europes-supply-of-gin/ :'(