Water Access Properties

[Dave2]

Noticed some water access properties yesterday I thought I should investigate so I have to use my boat.  

Unfortunately my moored boat decided to fly above the water
(see photo)

Any one have an idea how to get onboard?

[g2020]

Sorry Dave2, but the boat has been redeemed. Ditto for the four Owen Sound gems; and the one nice waterfront from the Trent Hills sale, down your way.

[ErnestBidder]

 What, you don't walk on water any more?  :>))

  If I were you, I'd go up by the anchor chain, as you would arrive much closer to your favourite half of humankind. Otherwise, drain the lake, or at least part the waters, a la Moses.

[Dave2]

What, you don't walk on water any more?  :>) ) 

only if the air temperature averages - 20 degrees celsius for a couple of weeks

[Dave2]

What, you don't walk on water any more?  :>) )  

Ernestbidder:

Now I understand. You have been reading Caleb Weatherbee's forecast for the coming winter.  (Caleb) is the forecaster for the Farmer's Almanac.

http://www.farmersalmanac.com/weather/2013/08/25/2014-canadian-winter-forecast/

After November 1 smart people like G2020 will probably head for warmer climates.